There’s nothing better than psychotic Roddy at 4:30 in the morning.
(Gifs by me, Melanie)
Regarding the synopsis for “Nightmare in Silver”:
I’m trying to remember the comment someone made that I recorded in one of my quote books, in reference to (I think) “Zagreus”. It went something like:
“Charley’s already been to the end of the universe. She found a theme park and Sylvester McCoy.”
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.
It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.
911 hELP
CAN’T BREATHE
This makes my laugh until I cry every single time.
I NEED AN AMBULANCE
FUCK YOU BRIAN
THAT FOURTH ONE THOUGH
I JUST GUFFAWED OUT LOUD AT IT, THAT WAS SMOOTH
Steamed broccoli is so amazing!
I LOVE BROCCOLI
FUCK YES. I could eat pounds of that shit.
Give me some ranch and I can live off that for years.
With lots of butter please!
Love it

Wait for it…